Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So many bounce houses so little time
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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