So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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