erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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