I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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