Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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