i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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