I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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