wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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