Me. At least after what I've been through.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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