Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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