he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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