you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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