sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
