I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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