Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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