You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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