I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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