He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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