I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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