shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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