I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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