He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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