...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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