The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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