please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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