Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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