It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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