WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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