Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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