i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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