Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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