We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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