god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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