I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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