Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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