is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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