smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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