Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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