I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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