the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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