she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
only you would photoshop your dick
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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