all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Operation Purity has been aborted
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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