So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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