Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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