the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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