You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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