break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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