I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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