too bad you live with your parents still
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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