at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Randomize
