Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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