I like to think it a success when the cops are called
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
