How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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