You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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